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Age isn’t important unless you’re cheese.
I
don’t want to achieve immortality through my work.
I want to achieve it by not dying
Woody Allen
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the only thing that comes to us without effort is old
age.
Middle
is when everything starts to wear out, fall out or spread
out.
Old
age is when you can’t remember what you never forget.
Old
age is when your wants turn into wents.
If
you’re pushing 50, that’s exercise enough.
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Women
are not forgiven for aging. Bob Redford’s lines of
distinction are my old age wrinkles.
Jane Fonda
The
reports of my death are greatly exaggerated
Mark Twain
You
know you’re getting older when you do the crossword
puzzle in ink because you can’t read the answers
in pencil.
Age
is a high price to pay for maturity.
Tom Stoppard
I
know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich
food. He was healthy right upto the time he killed himself.
Johnny Carson
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Middle
age is when your clothes no longer fit, and it’s
you who need the alterations.
Earl Wilson
It
takes a long while to grow young.
Pablo Picasso
I
think you can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow
Janis Joplin
The
best way to grow old is not to be in a hurry about it.
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At
my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.
Congressman Claude Pepper, at age 87
The
secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly,
and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball
A
sure sigh of middle age is that, although we love seeing
a “10” on the beach, we’re willing to
settle for two “5’s.”
Fred Shoenberg
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