As I grow in age, I value older women most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

• An older woman will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,"What are you thinking".
  She doesn't care what you think.
• An older woman knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is what she is, and what
  she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 50 give a damn what
  you might think about her.
• An older single woman usually has had her fill of "meaningful relationships" and "commitment".
  The last thing she needs in her life is another dopey clingy, whiny dependent lover.
• Older women are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or
  in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to
  shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
• Older women cook well. They care about cleanliness and are generous with praise,
  often undeserved.
• An older woman has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends.
  A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust
  the guy with other women. Older women couldn't care less.
• Women get psychic with age. You never have to confess your sins to an older woman.
  They always know.
• An older woman looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This not true of younger
  women or drag queens.
• Once you get past a wrinkle or two, an older woman is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Her libido's stronger, her fear of pregnancy gone. Her experience of lovemaking is honed and
  reciprocal and she's lived long enough to know how to please a man in ways her daughter could never
  dream of. (Young men, you have something to look forward to).
• Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you
  are a jerk if you are acting like one.